Do want.
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Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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I’m saving this to post on my friends walls when they post stuff bitching about their kid they didn’t plan for because they were too stupid to go to Planned Parenthood and get cheap ass birth control. Or an abortion.
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AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!? MARK IT ZERO!!!!
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Papa Georgio!
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Stupid tumblr didn’t post this earlier…
Damn. Just…. damn.
I’m going to look like this later in life. Zero fucks given.
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He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks,
…actually, I think he’s crying.
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Ernest Hemingway’s Letter To His Family
There are no heroes in this war. We all offer our bodies and only a few are chosen, but it shouldn’t reflect any special credit on those that are chosen. They are just the lucky ones. I am very proud and happy that mine was chosen, but it shouldn’t give me any extra credit. Think of all the thousands of other boys that offered. All the heroes are dead. And the real heroes are the parents. Dying is a very simple thing. I’ve looked at death and really I know. If I should have died it would have been very easy for me.
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