...And The Devil's In The Chair
Perks of dating a Mexican. @brattybettie

Perks of dating a Mexican. @brattybettie

There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

shmemson:

I have eaten all of these. Because I’m old as balls.

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever